EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M A MOTHER-FUCKING MONSTER

Jannelle/22/FL/DYKE

I only use this to reblog dumb shit, and occasionally dump selfies

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13:48 16 January 201941432

darinharrfath:

projectxa3:

r–g–b:

“steven universe is off model :( she-ra is cal-arts wah wah” back in MY DAY the transformers animators snorted COKE in the STUDIO and WE WERE GRATEFUL

Oh you wanna talk about off model and on model let’s talk about the original He Man where there was only ONE model and everybody had to SHARE

back in my day the Ninja Turtles routinely spoke each others voices, exchanged weapons and hairbands and had sumo wrestlers turn into gerbils.

AND WE LIKED IT

  
13:01 16 January 20191841

kuueater:

I’M JUST SAYING

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13:00 16 January 2019155901

stonesibare:

awfulbear:

kaedien:

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boot up, Bitch

Boot up, Bitch!

MOOD! #2019goals

  
11:12 16 January 201932582

scope-dogg:

tilthat:

TIL that in 1949, a member of the New Zealand parliament was deemed to have used “unparliamentary language” for saying of another member that “his brains could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides.”

via ift.tt

Well it is pretty rude to just straight up kill a man in parliament like that

  
8:36 16 January 2019145133

daviddrag:

bidonica:

kaijuno:

pitbullmabari:

cisphobiccommunistopinions:

congruentepitheton:

Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

i appreciate brickaday

chaotic good

My grandpa once told me he worked with a guy called Scrappy at General Motors back in the 50s. Every few days he would wheelbarrow out metal shavings and the foreman was convinced he was stealing things and hiding them in the scrap metal to get it out of the factory. But every time they’d go through the scrap they’d find nothing. He was stealing the wheelbarrows.

One of my late grandfather’s friends was called Salami because he used to steal salami and cured meats so I’m seeing a pattern here

Direct Action

  
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lilacbreastedroller:

shkspr:

i know this is A Meme™ but i’m being 100% genuine and honest when i say: some of you never had a glee phase and it really, really shows

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stoffberg:

im gay 🤘😔✨